Real Tree Sci-Fi and Fantasy Hats

Perfect for gay orgies in the woods after the anarchist book fair!

DO NOT ORDER THIS PRODUCT IF YOU EXPECT IT TO SHIP THE NEXT DAY. I am not Amazon, I don't want to be Amazon. The hats ship when I have time to ship them! Sometimes it is the next day, sometimes it is 10 days later! There is no customer service here, only Zuul! If it's more than 2 weeks after you've ordered and you haven't received a shipping confirmation, okay you can email me. I prolly just got super overwhelmed and forgot.

Includes Sci-Fi Sluts for Reforestation sticker while supplies last!

*US SHIPPING ONLY*

*You must notify me of any shipping issues within 15 days of receiving your tracking. If you do not contact me within this window, I will not be able to replace your order!!!*

Mossy Oak brand real tree hats embroidered locally in New Orleans!